There’s a software interface the user has to pre-install. Which through an embedded device manager, controls the connection of the box, to a secure protocol of an online storage system that maintains an array of all of your social network pseudonyms.

No login credentials are needed. Anybody can query query the registry, using one of your alias’, to verify an open connection with your terminal. If a response comes back valid,  a user confirms action, pays $3 for service and an encoded message is sent through the SSL-encrypted port to activate your box.

When the box receives a signal from the source server, with a valid key that identifies a monetary transfer was completed, it promptly flips open and PUNCHES you right in the dick…

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Of course, the person who gets punched in the dick, also receives a profit-sum of the initial $3 to keep them logging into the system…

The only problem bound to this device’s logic, is that there’d be a lot more swollen-nad ass-hats antagonizing me, now simply for money rather than just being an ass-hat.

Tell me how you think this could be improved?